You live here though, right?
Yes, but I don’t make a daily trip out into the city.
Sure, rub it in. Yeah, but it’s just the city. Doesn’t sound all that fun to me.
It does when you’re not from New York.
School. Work. I didn’t get to have pizza for lunch. Why was your so good?
Oh, I got to have pizza for lunch. I already told you, a trip into the city.
Booze sounds better, but if you say so.
Why is your day not-so-great?
What’s making your day so good? If it’s booze, learn to share.
Hah! No, that is not it. I just had a wonderful day in the city is all.
You lie. Today sucks.
Maybe you’re just having a bad day? I however, am having a good one.
I know. I’ve always said so.
Is your goal in life to be a comedian? You’d do a great job at it.
I can understand that.
I’m glad someone can.
Drinking tequila because you like the taste?
No, because it helps calm my nerves.